Previously the official blog of Pavlov's Dog's Dinner, now little more than random waffle. If you're looking for our new experimental music blog it's now here: https://pavlovsdogsdinner.blogspot.com
"I was car jacked in Manchester. Had my window smashed in and was dragged out of my car. My missus and 2 daughters where in the car too. I managed to punch the bloke and drag him out of my car before he ran off. I drove to a nearby shop as my family where crying and screaming still. I called the police just to be told they where busy. 3 months later I got a knock on my door at 1:20am on a Saturday. It was the police wanting a statement. Disgusted is an understatement. However my cousin was arrested a year earlier and cautioned for hurting someones feelings on a police twitter account. Seriously WTF?"
"I am amazed how the excuse of children being around is used as an excuse to curb freedoms. However, if you are a member of a muslim grooming gang, the pigs and the council will help you to continue!!!!!!!"
"This isn't because of 9 years of Tory rule, it's decades of Tory and Labour rule.
Until the spastic population stop voting for these parties NOTHING will change."
"The recruitment process consists of putting the candidate in a room, hand them a potato and ask them to point at the door. The ones that point to the door of the room are asked to leave, the ones that point to the side of the potato get hired. The ones that point to the side of the potato and go vroom vroom get the supervisor position."